illumahottie:

Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

(via lorrettadicketownnl)

fartgallery:

if youre wondering why im sewing all these tiny underwears and laying them on the floor its because i want all these spiders in my house to put them on. sick of them dragging their tiny spider dicks all over my clean floor

(via redvangetin)

v0tum:

You’re over someone when you stop looking at their social media accounts.

(via treatsandsuch)

"I tried to drown myself once. I swam out in the sea as far as I could, but it just spat me out like a cork. I guess it didn’t want me."

Sylvia (2003)

(Source: toxicgreeen, via mediocre-gasps)

stalkingyermom:

flawlessspecter:

flowercrownimpala:

i wonder if actors ever get their scripts and are like

well this is fucking stupid

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is this a reaction or an example

(via niki99)

When someone calls me attractive image

(Source: josholdridge, via niki99)

slaycinder:

jpgay:

i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do

It’s like performing in a talent show and finding out that Beyonce is going on before you

(via niki99)

straightlock:

summerseachild:

batched:

genies:

the biggest disappointment in life is when good shows have a bad episode like i waited a week and u give me this shit 

the biggest disappointment in life is when good shows have a bad season like i waited two years and u give me this shit

The biggest disappointment in life is when good shows give you a bad finale like I waited nine years and u give me this shit

I love how I have a vague idea what shows they are talking about

(via niki99)

whythefuckareyouromeo:

OH MY GOD

SO I LIVE NEXT TO A VERY STRICT, VERY BIG, CHRISTIAN FAMILY AND ALL OUR WINDOWS ARE OPEN AND I JUST SCREAMED “JESUS FUCK” REALLY LOUD AND I HEARD 3 MORTIFIED GASPS FROM OUTSIDE IM CRYING

(Source: call-life-arlelt, via fake-mermaid)